We're All Getting Laid In These Tees Just Kidding Virgin Tee (BACKPRINT)

The We're All Getting Laid In These Tees Just Kidding Virgin Tee is a back print from Unethical Threads that works like a proximity mine. Big type on the back reads "WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID IN THESE TEES!" from across the bar. "...just kidding virgin," in much smaller type underneath, only hits when someone walks up behind you.

What happens when someone reads your back?

They get the joke in two stages, separated by distance. The big line is legible from across a room. The small one is not. So anyone approaching from behind reads a confident group promise first, and only discovers the correction when they're close enough to tap your shoulder.

The wearer sees none of it. You bought a shirt that calls you a virgin all day, printed on the one part of your body you can't look at, and you left the house in it on purpose. The shirt has better comedic timing than you do.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go tissue-paper thin after a few washes.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Virginity is not size-specific.
• Crew neck. Classic.
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship.
• Available in black or white.

Who actually buys this?

Gag gift buyers, bachelor parties ordering five at a time, friend groups who want matching shirts for a trip. The back print is the move for squad photos, because the joke faces the camera while the wearers face the other way, oblivious.

If you'd rather wear the insult facing forward, there's a front print version of the same design. Same text, same two type sizes, different placement. Pick whichever side of your body you want to do the talking.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?
The back reads "WE'RE ALL GETTING LAID IN THESE TEES!" in large type, with "...just kidding virgin" in much smaller type underneath. The front is blank.

Is this a front or back print?
This is the back print version. The design sits between the shoulder blades. A front print version of the same design is also available.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton, crew neck.

Does this work as a bachelor party shirt?
It was practically designed for one. Order a handful for the group and you've got a squad photo from behind that tells a joke in two font sizes.

Will this offend people?
Almost certainly. It's schoolyard ribbing, not a personal attack, but someone at the family reunion will have thoughts.