We're All Getting Laid In These Tees Just Kidding Virgin Tee

The We’re All Getting Laid In These Tees Just Kidding Virgin Tee from Unethical Threads is a two-line rug-pull on heavyweight cotton. The front reads “WE’RE ALL GETTING LAID IN THESE TEES!” up top, then “...just kidding virgin” in smaller type underneath. It builds you up and betrays you in the same breath.

Why would anyone buy five of these?

It’s a group shirt.

The first line says “we’re ALL getting laid in THESE TEES,” plural, collective, a team promise. Bachelor parties, groomsmen, spring break squads, any friend group that considers matching insults a bonding activity. Buy one for every person in the crew. The photo of six guys all wearing the same shirt that calls them virgins is the real product.

• Heavyweight cotton, built sturdier than your dating life
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the color holds up longer than your confidence will
• Available in black or white

Is this a gag gift or are people actually wearing it?

Both.

It’s a top-tier gag gift because it requires the recipient to actually wear the insult in public. But people also buy it for themselves and walk around fully aware of what line two says. Someone who bought a shirt that calls them a virgin and chose to put it on is either making a power move or a cry for help. Either way, entertaining.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

The front reads “WE’RE ALL GETTING LAID IN THESE TEES!” in large text, with “...just kidding virgin” printed smaller underneath. Two lines, one betrayal.

Is this good for bachelor parties?

It was practically built for them. Buy one for every groomsman and get the group photo.

Does the shirt insult the wearer or the person reading it?

Both. That’s the best part. The wearer bought it and put it on willingly, so they’re at least as implicated as anyone reading it.

What sizes are available?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable across the range.

Does the print fade in the wash?

It’s DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and the joke outlasts most of your friendships.