What If Alcohol Is Addicted To Me And I'm Just The Victim Tee

The What If Alcohol Is Addicted To Me And I'm Just The Victim tee from Unethical Threads flips the whole narrative. You're not the one with the problem. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've already accepted themselves and moved on to accepting their bar tab. This isn't a cry for help. It's a public declaration of innocence from someone clearly being stalked by fermented grain juice.

If you've ever woken up and thought "the tequila started it," congrats, you found your uniform. Works for happy hours, cookouts, or any event where someone's definitely going to hand you another drink you didn't ask for (but won't refuse).

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your questionable decisions and your washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because victims come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck for when you want to look presentable-ish
• DTG printed so the colors stick around longer than your good intentions
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift for a Drinker?

It's a perfect gift for a drinker. Specifically one with a sense of humor about it, which is most of them.

Skip the wine-themed "mommy juice" stuff from the craft market. This is for the friend who has a genuine, committed, long-term relationship with their beverage of choice and isn't about to let society shame them for it. Birthday, holiday, or just a Tuesday that got out of hand.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit, so it runs consistent. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL. Nobody gets left out.

Will the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Can I wear this to a bar?
You can and you should. That's basically its natural habitat.

Is this offensive?
Only to the alcohol. And honestly, it had it coming.