What Is Good For The Pole Is Good For The Soul Tee (BACKPRINT)

The What Is Good For The Pole Is Good For The Soul Tee is Unethical Threads' tribute to the hobby that became your whole personality. Five lines of stacked text on the back, delivered with the gravitas of a proverb your grandma definitely didn't teach you. Available in black or white.

Is this a pole fitness thing?

Obviously. This is for the person who found grip strength, confidence, and a credit card bill they'd rather not discuss. The text reads like something carved into a temple wall, which tracks, because pole is basically a religion at this point. And now you have the shirt to prove it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your post-class collapse on the couch
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because devotion comes in every size
• Crew neck, classic and clean
• DTG printed for color that actually survives wash day
• Back print only, front is blank (the wisdom faces the people who need it most)

Does this work as a gift?

If you know someone who won't shut up about their pole journey, this is the gift. They'll wear it to class, to brunch, to the grocery store at 7am without shame. It's less of a shirt and more of a lifestyle announcement.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank. The philosophy is reserved for whoever is walking behind you.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. Follow the care label and it holds up.

Is this about pole dancing?

It's about whatever you need it to be about. But yes, mostly pole.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.