Whatever Ya Into I'm Into Tee

The Whatever Ya Into I'm Into Tee from Unethical Threads is a blanket yes printed on a shirt. It commits to everything and specifies absolutely nothing, which is either the most agreeable thing you've ever worn or the most suspicious.

Who actually wears this?

People who'd rather say yes than explain themselves.

The kind of person who shows up to anything, agrees to everything, and somehow always has a good time. If you've ever been called "easygoing" by someone who clearly meant something else, this is your uniform. It's a personality trait in cotton form, and it works because it never once tells anyone what you're actually into.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go transparent after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because being down for anything comes in every size
• Crew neck, black tee, white text. Clean, simple, deliberately noncommittal
• DTG printed so the color stays put longer than most of your commitments
• Text-only design. No graphics, no logo, just five words doing all the heavy lifting

Is this going to get me in trouble?

Probably not, and that's the whole point.

The text doesn't actually say anything explicit. It just agrees. Aggressively. What people read into it says more about them than you, and you can always claim you were talking about hobbies. Plausible deniability, built right in.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

WHATEVER YA INTO I'M INTO in white text on a black tee. That's it. Five words, no graphics, no logo.

Is this shirt inappropriate?

It's as inappropriate as you make it. The text doesn't actually say anything explicit. What people read into it is their business.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If the person you're buying for has a sense of humor and zero need to explain themselves, yes. If they need context for every joke, maybe get them a candle.