When His Butthole Smells Like Perfume and Lipstick Funny Meme Tee

The When His Butthole Smells Like Perfume and Lipstick Funny Meme Tee is an Unethical Threads original for people whose humor peaked somewhere deeply inappropriate. Heavyweight cotton, vintage goth-girl graphic, and text you will absolutely have to explain to your mother.

Who actually wears this?

The unhinged friend. The one who sends screenshots of things that should never leave the group chat.

If your love language is making people visibly uncomfortable in public, this is your uniform. Couples with a very specific dynamic will also understand immediately, no further questions needed.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a transparent cry for help
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because the graphic is already doing the heavy lifting
• DTG print, so the colors stay as vivid as the joke no matter how many times you wash it
• Pairs well with zero shame and a willingness to be photographed by strangers

Is this a good gift?

It is genuinely one of the best gifts you can give a certain type of person.

This is the "I saw this and immediately thought of you" shirt, and what that says about you is kind of beautiful. White elephant exchanges, birthdays, or anniversaries if you're feeling brave. If the recipient doesn't laugh, you've learned something valuable about the relationship.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay locked in.

Is this shirt comfortable or just a novelty thing?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's a real shirt you'll actually want to wear, not a costume piece.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on how much you enjoy making eye contact with strangers while they read your chest.

Is this a good gag gift?

One of the best. If you know someone well enough to hand them this shirt, the friendship is either bulletproof or about to be seriously tested.