When It Comes To Doggy Style I'm Behind You 100% Tee

The When It Comes To Doggy Style I'm Behind You 100% Tee from Unethical Threads takes the world's most supportive phrase and drops it somewhere unforgettable. Available in black or white. Full moral support, deeply questionable context.

Who actually wears this?

People who think "I've got your back" needed a sequel. Dog lovers with a sense of humor that would make their mothers nervous.

Couples grab this one a lot, which tracks. It's also a hit at barbecues, bachelor parties, and anywhere the dress code is "technically wearing a shirt." If you've ever said "I'm behind you 100%" out loud and immediately heard it, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after three washes (your coworkers will thank you)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the joke doesn't crack and peel before the relationship does
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes, if you know the person. Absolutely not if you don't.

Anniversary gift for a couple with a sense of humor? Perfect. White elephant at the office holiday party? Depends entirely on your HR department. For best results, give it to someone who already makes this joke out loud. They'll respect that you committed it to cotton.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's wearing it.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton, so minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it stays sharp through plenty of wash cycles.

Does it come in other colors?
Black or white. Pick your fighter.

Can I return it if my partner doesn't think it's funny?
Check our return policy, but honestly, that's a relationship problem, not a shirt problem.