When You Have A Nut Allergy But Bro Looking Good Tee

The When You Have A Nut Allergy But Bro Looking Good Tee from Unethical Threads is the internal conflict you weren't supposed to say out loud. Six lines of stacked text. One reluctant admission. Available in black or white, because the duality felt appropriate.

Who actually wears this?

People whose brain-to-mouth pipeline has zero quality control. This one hits with the bi and bi-curious crowd, meme natives, and anyone who's had a medical disclaimer and a confession in the same sentence. It's the shirt you wear when your group chat already knows.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (it's a tee, not a dissertation)
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp, not cracked
• Comes in black or white, because commitment to one felt ironic

Can I give this as a gift?

If the person texts things that get screenshotted and forwarded, absolutely. This is not a generic funny shirt for your cousin you see once a year. It's for the friend who says the quiet part loud and somehow makes it endearing. If you're second-guessing whether they'd get it, they probably won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?

Six lines of stacked text: "When You Have A Nut Allergy But Bro Looking Good." Read it once, read it again. There it is.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?

DTG printing puts the ink into the fabric, not on top of it. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

Does it come in other colors?

Black and white. Sometimes restraint is the whole point.

Is this going to offend people?

The joke is on the wearer, not anyone else. It's self-aware, not mean. If someone gets upset, that's a reading comprehension issue.