AAA Where The Fuck Is My Son T Shirt

The Where The Fuck Is My Son tee from Unethical Threads is a Finding Nemo parody that says what every parent in a crowded Target is actually thinking. It's a heavyweight graphic tee for people who prefer their Disney references rated R.

Who actually wears this?

People who watched Finding Nemo and immediately thought the whole movie needed more profanity.

Dads at barbecues. The friend in your group chat who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM. If you've ever lost a kid in a grocery store for eleven seconds and felt your soul leave your body, this shirt is basically autobiographical.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a free conference handout
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because we're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG (direct to garment) print, so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Machine washable. You have enough problems.

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life has kids, has ever lost anything, or just appreciates a Pixar joke delivered at full volume, hand them this shirt. Wrap it badly. They'll love it more than whatever "thoughtful" thing they got last year.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want, it holds up.

What sizes does the Where The Fuck Is My Son shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the design stays put.

Is this a Finding Nemo shirt?

It's a parody, yes. Pixar's lawyers would probably prefer you didn't ask.