Who Are You Warrior? Tee

The Who Are You Warrior? Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-color graphic tee where a crowd of chess pieces meets a stranger on the board. They have questions. You have answers.

What's Actually on This Shirt?

A full-color cartoon illustration. Cute-faced chess pieces (king, queen, knight, the whole squad) gathered on a purple and white checkered board, all gazing up at a tall, glossy newcomer towering over them. "WHO ARE YOU WARRIOR?" in bold caps across the top.

The art style looks like it belongs in a children's storybook, which makes the whole thing land harder than it has any right to. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, lucky you.

• Heavyweight cotton (the good kind, not the tissue-paper kind)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a choice
• DTG print, so the full-color illustration stays vivid wash after wash
• Available in black or white

Does This Work as a Gift?

Absolutely, and it's the kind of gift that tells someone you really know them. Perfect for the chess player, the game night regular, or anyone whose humor sits comfortably in that gray area between clever and questionable.

Just maybe don't wrap it in front of their parents.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Who Are You Warrior? Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across all sizes.

Is the design printed or embroidered?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printed. The full-color illustration is printed directly into the fabric for lasting color.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your intentions.

Will people get the joke?

Some will get it immediately. Some will squint, look closer, and then get it. Some never will. All three reactions are entertaining.

Is the print on the front or back?

Front only. This one's meant to be seen.