Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee by Unethical Threads puts a genuinely concerned question on your back and lets everyone behind you sort it out. Available in black or white. Sometimes the best humor is just asking the right question at the wrong time.

Who's actually buying this?

People whose sense of humor operates on a frequency most of the population can't pick up. That's not an insult to most of the population. OK, maybe a little.

This is a back print, meaning you deliver the joke while walking away. No eye contact, no explanation, no awkward pause while someone works through it. Just you, leaving. The shirt does the rest.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed for color that survives your questionable laundry choices
• Available in black or white, both equally committed to the bit

Does this work as a gift?

It's practically designed for it.

If someone in your life has a habit of making a perfectly normal word sound unhinged, this is their shirt. It says "I get you" without the sentimentality. Also works as a subtle apology for every time you left their joke hanging. You owe them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
The back reads "Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him." That's the whole thing. No footnotes, no fine print.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Where is the design printed?
On the back. The front is intentionally blank.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white.

Will it shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up just fine.