Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee

The Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee from Unethical Threads is for people whose brains refuse to leave well enough alone. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee, available in black or white. Your worst linguistic instincts, now in sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who hear place names and immediately take them somewhere unfortunate. The kind of person who can't sit through a news segment without muttering something regrettable.

If you've ever torpedoed a perfectly normal conversation with a pun nobody asked for, congratulations, this is your shirt. It doesn't need context. It doesn't need explanation. It just sits there on your chest being exactly as absurd as you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually holds its shape
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because terrible wordplay knows no body type
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the graphic stays sharp, not cracked and peeling
• Available in black or white (Aviv gets the message either way)

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift. The Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee is the move for that friend who texts you things that make you put your phone face-down at dinner.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you'd like to make exactly one person laugh and confuse everyone else in the room. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Who's Aviv And What Are We Telling Him Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. The graphic stays sharp through the wash cycle.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black or white. Two options, zero confusion.

Will people get the joke?

The right people will. And those are the only people you need in your life.