Why Are Boob Owners Evil Tee

The Why Are Boob Owners Evil tee from Unethical Threads takes a perfectly valid question and puts it on heavyweight cotton. It reads like a formal complaint filed against attraction itself. Available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been personally wronged by boob owners and want documentation.

Also anyone who thinks the funniest shirts sound like they were drafted during a breakup debrief. If you've ever stared at the ceiling at 2 AM wondering why someone with that much power chose violence, congratulations. You found your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that takes itself as seriously as the question on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (you're filing a formal inquiry, not attending a V-neck symposium)
• DTG printed so the color survives your laundry habits and your life choices
• Available in black or white

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly, and that person probably deserved it.

The question on this shirt isn't hostile. It's inquisitive. It approaches boob owner evil with the calm detachment of a researcher who has been hurt before. If someone gets mad, they're probably a boob owner, and their reaction kind of proves the point.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Why Are Boob Owners Evil tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter who's asking the question.

Is this shirt available in different colors?

Black or white. Choose based on your current outlook.

Will the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling. The question on your chest will hold up.

Is this shirt true to size?

Relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, size down for a fitted look or stay true for the intended loose feel.