Why Im Single Checklist Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Why Im Single Checklist tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print self-assessment for the confidently delusional: three checkboxes, two humble, one very much not. The front is blank because you don't owe anyone walking toward you an explanation.

Who actually wears this?

The friend who filled out the form and checked the third box without hesitation.

This is for the guy who read all three options, skipped the modest ones, and walked into the bar with the results printed across his back. He considered "shy" and "ugly." He just didn't agree with either.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up whether you're at the bar or being asked to leave one
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that lasts wash after wash
• Full back print, completely blank front. The reveal works better that way.

Is this a good gag gift?

It's the single best gag gift for a man who has never once questioned his own appeal.

Bachelor parties, birthdays, "saw this and immediately thought of you" situations. He's going to wear it to every barbecue for the rest of the summer. Nobody is going to stop him.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The entire design is printed on the back. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds its color wash after wash. Follow the care label and the checklist stays sharp.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

The front is blank, so you look perfectly normal until you turn around. Plausible deniability is built right in.

Can I wear this on a date?

You can. Whether you should is a question only you can answer.