Why Im Single Checklist Tee

The Why Im Single Checklist Tee from Unethical Threads is a front-print graphic tee styled as a self-assessment form. Three checkbox options, two humble, one checked that is very much not. If you've ever been called "confidently delusional," this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who peaked in self-confidence and never came back down.

The Why Im Single Checklist works at bachelor parties, bar crawls, dating-app photo shoots, and anywhere humility goes to die. It's a top-tier gag gift for the friend who insists his only flaw is being too much for one person to handle. Also popular among people who think "self-deprecating" means listing your best qualities in checkbox format.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up and holds its shape
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classic like that
• DTG print for color that survives your washing machine's worst
• Front print only. The back is blank, like your Hinge inbox.

Is this a good gag gift?

It's one of the best.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, Secret Santa, or just because you want your friend to own his delusion in writing. The Why Im Single Checklist Tee lands hardest when you give it to someone who will 100% agree with the checked answer. And you know exactly who that person is.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Why Im Single Checklist Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type that wants to make poor decisions in public.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care instructions and you're good. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't boil it like pasta.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing means the design is pressed into the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It'll outlast most of your relationships.

Can I wear this on a date?

You can. Should you? That depends entirely on how committed you are to the bit.