Why Is It Called Boob Sweat And Not Humiditittys Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Why Is It Called Boob Sweat And Not Humiditittys tee from Unethical Threads is the summer complaint your chest has been trying to articulate. This back print heavyweight cotton shirt gives the world behind you something to read while you're fanning yourself. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears a Humiditittys shirt?

Anyone who's ever peeled a sports bra off in August and thought "there has to be a word for this." Turns out there is now.

This one's for the person who treats sweating through a summer barbecue like a competitive sport. The kind of person who'd rather name the problem than pretend it doesn't exist. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so strangers get the full experience as you walk past them toward the air conditioning.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles heat better than your patience handles humidity
• Unisex relaxed fit in S-4XL, because sweat doesn't discriminate by size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your summer tan
• Back print design, so people can enjoy it as you walk away from conversations that aren't going anywhere

Is this a good gift for someone who runs hot?

It's the perfect gift. If you know someone who complains about boob sweat between May and September, congratulations, you've found their shirt.

It's the kind of present that says "I see you, I hear your sweating, and I found you a portmanteau." Works for birthdays, summer parties, or just because you saw it and thought of them. Which, honestly, says something about your friendship.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Humiditittys mean?
It's a mashup of humidity and titties. The shirt poses the question, and honestly, the rename makes more sense than the original.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back only. The front is blank, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you like it loose, stay true if you don't.

Will it hold up after washing?
Heavyweight cotton plus DTG printing means the design stays put. Follow the care label and you're good.

Can I actually wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, depends on how much you enjoy watching people read your back and then try to make eye contact.