Why Is It Called Scissoring And Not Lip Syncing Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Why Is It Called Scissoring And Not Lip Syncing tee is a backprint-only cut from Unethical Threads. It rewards anyone standing behind you with a solid two-second delay before the laugh hits. Available in black or white.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who thinks the best puns live at the intersection of sex and linguistics. If you clicked this far, that's you.

This is the kind of shirt that does its best work when you're walking away from someone. The design sits on the back, so they read it, process it, and by the time they've pieced it together you're already gone. No eye contact necessary.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, because we're inclusive in more ways than one)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade
• Design is printed on the back. The front stays clean.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's not a warning, it's a feature.

If someone gets bent out of shape over a pun about scissoring and lip syncing, that tells you everything about their sense of humor and nothing about your wardrobe. Wear it to Pride, wear it to brunch, wear it to Thanksgiving dinner if you really want to watch your aunt's face do that thing it does.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed, which means it's embedded into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a ghost of its former self.

Is this an LGBTQ shirt?

It's a lesbian sex pun on a shirt. So yes. If you want LGBTQ humor apparel that skips the sanitized corporate rainbow thing, you found it.

Does this come in other colors?

Available in black or white.