Why Is It Called Scissoring And Not Lip Syncing Tee

The Why Is It Called Scissoring And Not Lip Syncing tee from Unethical Threads puts a perfect pun on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, it's LGBTQ humor for people who prefer their jokes filthy and their wordplay flawless.

Who Actually Wears This?

Queer people with a sense of humor and allies who can keep up.

This is for the friend who roasts harder than they hug. The one who shows up to Pride with a joke that makes the whole group lose it. If your love language is inappropriate laughter, you're in the right place.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it means business
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed so the color survives your questionable life choices
• Available in black or white

Will This Offend Someone?

Probably. That's sort of the point.

It's a pun, not a manifesto. The kind of joke that gets a snort from people who get it and a blank stare from people who don't. Both reactions are equally entertaining.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

The full text reads "Why Is It Called Scissoring And Not Lip Syncing." That's it. That's the shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. The relaxed fit runs true to size.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and the print stays sharp.

Is this a good Pride gift?

It's the gift that gets opened and immediately tried on. So yes.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.