Why's A Sweet Little Retard Like Me Gotta Pay Taxes Tee

The Why's A Sweet Little Retard Like Me Gotta Pay Taxes tee is Unethical Threads at peak self-deprecation. A faux-innocent protest against the IRS that says what your accountant won't. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who file their taxes anyway but want the world to know they're not thrilled about it.

The type who tips 30% but loudly complains about government spending on the drive home. If you've ever rage-filed a 1040 while muttering under your breath, this is basically your uniform. Pair it with whatever face you make when you see your withholdings.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives laundry day rage cycles
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because tax season hits every body type
• Crew neck (the IRS already has you by the collar, might as well be comfortable)
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your patience with the tax code
• Available in black or white

Will this get me in trouble?

Probably. That's not a bug, it's a feature.

This is an intentionally provocative shirt from a brand that never pretended otherwise. If your social circle can't handle the joke, you might need a new social circle. Or just wear it to the post office on April 15th and let it do the talking.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size.

Is the print quality good?

DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Colors hold up through repeated washes and the fabric doesn't thin out.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable getting a reaction. Grocery store, barbecue, family reunion if you're feeling brave.

Does this work as a gift?

If the person you're buying for laughs at things they probably shouldn't, yes. If you have to think about it too long, maybe grab them a candle instead.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white.