Will Fish For Sex Just Let Me Get My Rubbers On Tee

The Will Fish For Sex Just Let Me Get My Rubbers On tee from Unethical Threads is crude fishing humor on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, unisex S-4XL. The kind of shirt that pairs with a cooler of cheap beer and questionable life choices.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anglers with no filter. Bachelor party groomsmen who lost a bet (or won one, depending on your perspective). Your buddy who thinks everything is funnier at 6am on a boat.

This is a fishing gag gift that actually gets worn, not shoved in a drawer after one nervous laugh. It reads exactly how you think it reads, and the people who wear it are fully aware.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (the neckline equivalent of "I'm not trying too hard")
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Yes. The Will Fish For Sex Just Let Me Get My Rubbers On tee is the kind of gift that gets a genuine laugh, not a polite one.

Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day (if your dad is cool), bachelor parties, or that friend who won't shut up about his last catch. Pair it with a six-pack and you've won gift-giving for the year.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality (or lack of one).

Can I wear this to a family barbecue?
Depends entirely on your family. You know yours better than we do.

Will this shrink?
Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. So yes, it will shrink, because nobody follows care instructions.