Will Shake Ass For Tequila Tee

The Will Shake Ass For Tequila Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny tequila shirt that borrows the roadside-sign format and gives it a bar tab. The terms are posted, the rate is one tequila, and the dancing is guaranteed. Heavyweight cotton, unisex S-4XL, in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

The friend who doesn't need convincing, just tequila. The one who's already standing up when someone mentions shots.

This is a bachelorette shirt, a girls' trip shirt, a party shirt, a Cinco de Mayo shirt, and a "the wedding DJ just played that one song" shirt. It works for margarita nights, beach clubs, Vegas weekends, taco nights, or any event where the bar is open and somebody brought decent speakers. If you've ever watched someone go from sitting quietly to fully commanding a dance floor in the time it takes to finish one shot, you've met the target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the kind of nights this shirt was made for
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because nobody ordering tequila is also asking for a V-neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so WILL SHAKE ASS FOR TEQUILA stays legible no matter how many times you wash it
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gag gift?

Honestly, it's one of the better gag gifts.

The Will Shake Ass For Tequila Tee lands for birthdays, bachelorette parties, Secret Santa (the unhinged round), or anyone whose whole personality can be summarized as "one shot and I'm on the dance floor." It's a funny adult humor shirt that says what the recipient was already going to do, just in print.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Will Shake Ass For Tequila Tee unisex?

Yes. Relaxed unisex fit, available in sizes S through 4XL.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

Does the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, which bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top. The text stays sharp.

Is this a good bachelorette party shirt?

It was practically made for one. Also works for girls' trips, Cinco de Mayo, margarita nights, and anything with a tequila budget.