AAA Worlds Sluttiest Dad Tee

The World's Sluttiest Dad tee is exactly what it sounds like, and yes, Unethical Threads made it. Heavyweight cotton, loud declaration, no apology included. This is the Father's Day gift his kids are too scared to buy and his wife already knows is true.

Who actually wears this?

Dads who own it.

The divorced guys at the neighborhood cookout, the stepdads who showed up and chose chaos, the new dads running on no sleep and zero shame. If he's the type to make the whole barbecue uncomfortable with one sentence, this shirt just saves him the effort.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through gas station special
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because slutty dads come in all sizes
• Crew neck classic cut, pairs nicely with cargo shorts and poor decisions
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in through every wash and every questionable life choice
• Machine washable, because we know you're not hand-washing anything

Is this actually a good Father's Day gift?

It's the best Father's Day gift.

Nothing says "I know exactly who you are" like handing a man a shirt that publicly announces his reputation. If your dad has a sense of humor (and honestly, if he doesn't, that's a him problem), this is the move. Wrap it in tissue paper or don't. He's not a tissue paper guy.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the World's Sluttiest Dad tee true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs pretty standard. If you're between sizes, size up. Slutty dads need room to operate.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Can I wear this around my kids?

That depends entirely on how you're parenting. We're not here to judge. That's your co-parent's job.

Is this a joke gift or do people actually wear it?

Both. It starts as a joke gift. Then he puts it on and never takes it off. We've seen it happen hundreds of times.

What does DTG print mean?

Direct-to-garment. The design is printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It won't crack, peel, or fade after a few washes.