Worlds Smallest Cock T Shirt

The Worlds Smallest Cock T Shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A tiny rooster on a shirt. Your interpretation says more about you than it does about us.

Who Actually Wears This?

Confident people. That's it, that's the answer.

More specifically, it's for the person in your friend group who always takes the bit further than anyone expected and still gets invited to everything. The kind of person who doesn't need to explain their sense of humor because the shirt is doing it for them. Wear it to a cookout, a dive bar, or family dinner if you're feeling brave.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG printed so the colors hold up long after the initial shock fades
• Machine washable. You're an adult. Probably.

Is This a Good Gift?

It might be the best gift. Nothing communicates "I know you" quite like wrapping up a shirt about a small cock and watching someone open it at brunch.

Works for birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, or any situation where you want to be remembered as the funniest person in the room. Size chart is on the page. When in doubt, go up.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the shirt actually have a rooster on it?

Yes. A very small one. Whatever else crossed your mind is between you and your conscience.

What sizes does the Worlds Smallest Cock shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone deserves to rep their smallest cock.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. The cock stays the same size.

Can I actually wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Whether your coworkers or grandmother appreciate it is a separate issue entirely.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3 to 5 business days. Patience is a virtue you probably don't have, but try.