Would You Like To Be My Glasses Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Would You Like To Be My Glasses tee from Unethical Threads is the worst pickup line you've ever loved, printed right on the back. It says what you're too polite to say out loud. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked in confidence, not maturity. This is for the person at the bar who doesn't need a wingman because they are the wingman.

The back print does the talking while you walk away, which is honestly the power move this line deserves. You don't deliver a pickup line like this to someone's face. You let them read it off your back and make their own decisions.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG printed for color that actually sticks around
• Back print design, so your exit is always the most memorable part

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone well enough to give them this shirt, absolutely. This is a birthday present for the friend who always takes things one step too far.

The kind of person who reads the room and decides to ignore it. They already own something from Unethical Threads or they should. Wrap it in tissue paper if you want, but we both know it's getting opened in a group chat screenshot.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Would You Like To Be My Glasses" mean?

If you know, you know. If you don't, read it one more time and think about where glasses sit. We're not spelling it out for you.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

Back print. The design sits between your shoulder blades so people behind you get the full experience.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

Heavyweight cotton holds up well. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Whether you should is between you and whatever's left of your shame.