Would You Like To Be My Glasses Tee

The Would You Like To Be My Glasses tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone whose pickup lines need a visual aid. Available in black or white, this graphic tee takes a well-known innuendo and wears it proudly. You already know what it means.

Who actually wears this?

People who gave up on subtlety a long time ago. The Would You Like To Be My Glasses shirt is for the friend group's designated menace, the one who says the quiet part loud and doesn't flinch. It's not for everyone, and that's the whole point. If you have to wonder whether you can pull it off, you're still going to buy it anyway.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin from a charity fun run
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because poor decisions don't discriminate by body type
• Crew neck. Classic silhouette. The graphic is doing enough.
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts, not that crackly iron-on energy from summer camp
• Available in black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this a good gift?

For the right person, this is the best thing they unwrap all year. For the wrong person, it's a restraining order waiting to happen. The Would You Like To Be My Glasses tee works for birthdays, gag gifts, bachelor parties, or as a very targeted personality test. You'll learn everything you need to know about someone the second they read it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage. Follow the care label and it stays true to size.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed, which bonds the ink directly into the fabric. The design holds up through the wash cycle.

Can I return it if my partner doesn't think it's funny?

Check the return policy on our site. Honestly though, that sounds like a compatibility issue, not a shirt issue.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. That's the lineup.