Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee

The Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee from Unethical Threads says exactly what you're thinking and makes no apologies for it. Black tee, white text, pure suggestive chaos. If you need the joke explained, this isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and a healthy disregard for polite company. Your buddy who always takes it one step too far at the barbecue. The friend who stopped getting invited to baby showers. If anyone calls you out, just tell them it's about golf.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (your body, your terrible decisions)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your reputation doesn't
• Black and white colorway, because subtlety already left when you picked this shirt

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, if you know your audience. Not a candle. Not a gift card. A shirt that says what the recipient would say themselves if they had less shame.

Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to make eye contact with someone across the room and silently acknowledge that you're both terrible people. Just make sure the person you're giving the Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee to will actually wear it. Otherwise you just bought yourself a shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Wrong Hole But I Like It Tee true to size?

It runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on where you wear it and how easily your coworkers file HR complaints. We make the shirts. What happens next is on you.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the text is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top like a sticker. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?

You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a different conversation. Read the room, or don't. We're not your parents.