X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee

The X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee from Unethical Threads captures that special person who tells absolutely unhinged lies and then calls you crazy for noticing. Part of our red-flag alphabet series. A wearable exhibit in the museum of audacity.

Who actually needs this shirt?

Anyone who's dated, befriended, or been raised by someone whose version of events should come with a fiction disclaimer.

You know the type. They'll look you dead in the eye, say something so outrageous it bends reality, and then act wounded when you don't buy it. This shirt is less of a purchase and more of a coping mechanism.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle being worn to every argument
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (lies come in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that outlasts the relationship
• Machine washable, because at least something in your life should be low-maintenance

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. If someone in your life has a casual relationship with the truth, wrapping this up says everything you've been thinking without starting a whole thing.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or that moment you finally accept who they are. Fair warning: the recipient will either laugh or get suspiciously defensive. Both reactions are informative.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about adult content?

No. "X-Rated" here means the lies are outrageously over-the-top, not that the shirt has explicit content. It's about someone telling wild, exaggerated lies and calling you crazy for questioning them.

What sizes does the X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds up well over time. Wash inside out in cold water if you want to be extra careful, but it's designed to keep its color.

Is this part of a series?

Yes. The X Is For X-Rated Lies Tee is part of the Unethical Threads red-flag alphabet collection. Each letter covers a different type of questionable human behavior.

Can I wear this around family?

Depends on your family. If they can handle dark humor about relationship red flags, go for it. If not, save it for nights out.