Yeah I Got BPD Big Penis Disorder Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Yeah I Got BPD Big Penis Disorder Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that lets you announce a completely fabricated medical condition to everyone walking behind you. Clinical format, aggressively unclinical content. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in terms of confidence and never looked back. This is not a subtle shirt.

The design sits across the upper back in block capitals, formatted like a medical disclosure nobody requested. It's the kind of thing that gets read aloud at a barbecue by someone three beers deep, which is exactly the point. If you've ever wanted strangers to silently mouth-read your spine, here you go.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (nothing weird up top, all the weirdness is on your back)
• DTG print for color that actually survives the laundry
• Back print only, front is blank, so you get to pick your moment

Is this a good gift?

Unbelievably yes.

It's perfect for the friend who already announces this information verbally and could use the automation. Birthday roasts, bachelor parties, White Elephant exchanges. Not for your nephew's christening. Use judgment, but not too much.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the BPD shirt say?

"YEAH I GOT BPD" in large text across the upper back, with "(big penis disorder)" in smaller text underneath. No graphic, no logo. Just the diagnosis.

Is this a front or back print?

Back print only. The front is completely blank. You walk toward people looking normal and walk away looking considerably less normal.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page before ordering.

Will this shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. The text color inverts depending on which you choose.