Yeah I Got BPD Big Penis Disorder Tee

The Yeah I Got BPD Big Penis Disorder Tee from Unethical Threads repurposes a familiar acronym into something significantly less clinical. Text-only, deadpan, available in black or white. It's the kind of shirt you wear when subtlety was never really your strong suit.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at acronym humor in third grade and never looked back.

This is for the friend who delivers bad news while grinning. The coworker who gets away with everything. The person at the party whose confidence is, let's say, medically inexplicable. You know exactly who needs this shirt. You might be that person.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (you're not a V-neck person and we both know it)
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp through plenty of wash cycles
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person well enough to know they'd laugh, absolutely.

This is a surgical-strike gift. You give it to someone who already talks like this and just hasn't had the shirt to prove it. Baby showers, work Secret Santas, and first dates are probably not the venue. Everything else is fair game.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the BPD tee come in?
Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL. Runs true to size.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.

Will the print hold up in the wash?
Yes. DTG printing keeps the text crisp. Turn it inside out and wash cold for best results.

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Probably someone, somewhere. The joke is a dumb acronym flip, not a shot at anyone. But you knew that wasn't going to stop everyone.