Yeah I've Got A PHD Pretty Huge Drinking Problem Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Yeah I've Got A PHD Pretty Huge Drinking Problem tee from Unethical Threads announces your real credentials to anyone walking behind you. The design's on the back, so the confession lands on your way out. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at beer pong and never looked back. It's a graduation gift for someone whose degree is mostly decorative, or a solid self-purchase if your bar tab qualifies as a monthly expense.

Tailgaters, homebrew dads, fantasy league commissioners, and anyone whose LinkedIn should probably be set to private. The back print means people read it as you walk away. Ideal delivery for this kind of announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because poor decisions come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your good judgment
• Back print design, so your exit makes more of a statement than your entrance

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. If someone on your list just graduated, just turned 21, or just generally leans into their flaws with enthusiasm, the Yeah I've Got A PHD Pretty Huge Drinking Problem tee is the move.

It hits that sweet spot between self-deprecating and weirdly proud. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, White Elephant, or the classic "I saw this and thought of you" situation. Honestly, the best kind of gift energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does PHD stand for on this shirt?
Pretty Huge Drinking Problem. It's right there on the back.

Is the design on the front or the back?
The back. Front is blank, so you look respectable from at least one angle.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Follow the care instructions and it won't. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality.