Yeah I've Got A PHD Pretty Huge Drinking Problem Tee

The Yeah I've Got A PHD Pretty Huge Drinking Problem tee from Unethical Threads is the degree you actually earned. A sarcastic drinking humor shirt for anyone whose thesis defense happens at last call. Available in black or white, S to 4XL.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who considers "functional" a personality trait.

It's the go-to for bar crawls, bachelor parties, tailgates, and the kind of Tuesday afternoon that got away from you. Also makes a killer graduation gag gift, because nothing pairs with a diploma like a shirt that immediately undercuts it. Wear it to Thanksgiving if you want your family to stop asking about your career plans.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles whatever you throw at it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your good decisions
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's one of the best gag gifts you can hand someone who drinks.

Works for birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette parties, retirements, White Elephant exchanges, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. Sizes go up to 4XL, so you can cover basically anyone on your list. They're going to wear this constantly, just accept that now.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the PHD Drinking Problem shirt come in?

S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Does this make a good birthday or graduation gift?

Absolutely. The PHD backronym lands perfectly for graduations, birthdays, or anyone who'd laugh at a drinking joke on a shirt.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your drinking personality.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, so the colors hold up. Turn it inside out before washing and skip the iron on the graphic.