You Dropped Something My Standards Tee

The You Dropped Something My Standards Tee from Unethical Threads is what happens when self-deprecating humor meets a cotton tee. Sarcastic, a little flirty, and honest in a way that makes people uncomfortable. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that their standards and their dating history tell two very different stories. The kind of person who walks into a bar already laughing at whatever's about to happen.

This shirt lands somewhere between a pickup line and a confession, which is exactly where the best humor lives. Wear it anywhere you go to make decisions you'll joke about later.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb your poor life choices.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Judgment-free sizing.
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic.
• DTG printed so the design outlasts your situationships.
• Available in black or white. Pick based on your current emotional state.

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a great gift for anyone who's self-aware about their terrible taste in people, partners, or priorities.

Works for birthdays, breakup recovery, Valentine's Day for the chronically unlucky, or any occasion where the dress code is "brutally honest." Just make sure the recipient can take a joke. If they can't, that's a whole other problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. The DTG print bonds to the cotton fibers, so it holds up through regular washing. Turn inside out, wash cold, hang dry if you want to be thorough.

Is this appropriate for work?
Depends on where you work. Corporate job, probably not. Bar, brewery, or anywhere with a relaxed dress code, you're golden.

Can I wear this on a date?
You can. Whether you should depends on the date. But if they don't laugh, you just saved yourself a second one.