You Have 206 Bones In Your Body Want Another Tee (BACKPRINT)

The You Have 206 Bones In Your Body Want Another tee from Unethical Threads opens with a textbook anatomy fact and closes with an offer that could be a threat, a pickup line, or both. Printed on the back so the people behind you get the full experience. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who's this shirt actually for?

Anyone who likes their humor with a little menace behind it.

The gym crowd gets it. The anatomy nerds get it. It works because both readings of "want another" are equally valid and equally wrong, and the shirt doesn't pick one for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promo tee
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck. You're not giving a TED Talk, you're making people read the back of your shirt.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through actual wash cycles
• Backprint design, so everyone walking behind you knows what they're dealing with

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know the person well enough to hand them something that reads as either a fight or a proposition.

Birthday, white elephant, gym buddy, the friend who says the quiet part loud. If you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "206 bones" mean on the shirt?

The adult human body has 206 bones. The shirt states this fact, then asks if you'd like one more. What that means is between you and whoever reads it.

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a backprint. The entire design is on the back of the shirt.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on which meaning the reader lands on. We're not here to narrow it down.