You Have 206 Bones In Your Body Want Another Tee

The You Have 206 Bones In Your Body Want Another tee from Unethical Threads opens with a real anatomy fact and goes somewhere your biology teacher would not approve of. Available in black or white. The calmest delivery of the worst thing you could say out loud.

Who actually wears this?

People who passed biology and chose to weaponize it.

This shirt hits with gym rats, dark humor collectors, and anyone whose flirting style has been formally described as "concerning." If your idea of small talk makes people check the exits, the You Have 206 Bones In Your Body Want Another tee is just you being transparent. Honestly, that's growth.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because anatomical propositions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic and clean (somebody in this equation has to be)
• DTG printed so the ink bonds into the fabric and the joke outlasts your reputation
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a great gift. This is what you get the person who already has too many "funny" mugs and a group chat that should probably be monitored by a federal agency.

Works for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where you want the recipient to wonder exactly what you meant by it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. It holds up through the wash cycle, not just the first three.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your level of menace.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That is the entire point. If someone reads it and gets flustered, the shirt is working as intended.

Is this a threat or innuendo?

Yes.