You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Raccoon Tee (BACKPRINT)

The You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Raccoon Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print shirt where a smug cartoon raccoon in a pin-up pose delivers the worst pronoun pickup line ever committed to fabric. The front is blank, you look completely normal head-on, and the raccoon does all the talking behind you.

Why is there a raccoon in a pin-up pose?

Because nothing else could deliver this line with a straight face. The raccoon is reclining like it belongs in a centerfold, one paw propping up its head, staring down whoever's walking behind you with full confidence and zero shame. We sell a version of this phrase without the raccoon, but the raccoon is what turns a bad pickup line into something actually worth wearing. Trash-panda energy is the only appropriate delivery system for a line this terrible.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough that you'll forget you're wearing a raccoon pin-up.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. The raccoon doesn't gatekeep.
• Crew neck. Clean neckline, no surprises up front.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print. Full-color raccoon that doesn't fade into an unrecognizable blob.
• Available in black or white.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know someone who radiates bad-pickup-line energy, yes. The back-print format makes it even better because the wearer doesn't have to look at it. They just walk around while the smug raccoon works the room behind them. It's chaotic, it's stupid, and it's the kind of shirt that makes someone laugh every time they remember they own it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back only. The front is completely blank. The raccoon works behind your back, literally.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Black or white.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. It's a DTG print, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.

Is there a version without the raccoon?
Yes. Same phrase, different listing, no raccoon. But the raccoon is what makes this one.