You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee (BACKPRINT)

The You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee from Unethical Threads is a pronoun-based pickup line in stark block capitals, printed across your upper back with nothing on the front. You look totally normal until you walk away. Available in black or white.

What's on the front?

Nothing. The entire design sits on the back.

You walk into a room looking like someone who owns plain shirts. Then you leave, and whoever was behind you gets a pickup line they never asked for. The most passive delivery system for an inappropriate sentence ever put on cotton.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles the double-takes happening behind your back
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, blank front, full back print in bold block capitals
• DTG printed for color that stays put
• Pairs well with walking away from conversations you just started

Is this actually a good pickup line?

Absolutely not. That's the entire point.

The You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee isn't trying to be smooth. It's a terrible pickup line in the largest, bluntest font possible with no decoration and no artwork to hide behind. The text-only design means the line has the confidence of needing nothing else on the shirt, just pure unadorned audacity across your back.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the front of the shirt look like?
Blank. Totally blank. The entire design is on the back, which means you control when people see it.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this the same as the full-color version?
Same words, completely different shirt. This is the plain-text version with no artwork and no illustration, just block capitals. For people who think the line is funny enough to stand on its own.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Minimal shrinkage with cold water and tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton keeps its shape.

Is this a good gift?
It's a great gift for someone with no shame and a good sense of humor. Terrible gift for your coworker's birthday party.