You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee

The You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee from Unethical Threads is a terrible pickup line printed in stark block capitals on a heavyweight cotton tee. No graphic, no illustration, no decoration. Just the words, stated flat, with nowhere to hide.

Who actually wears a text-only shirt like this?

People who don't need a picture doing the talking for them.

This is the unadorned, no-frills version of the line. No illustration, no graphic element, nothing between the joke and whoever's reading it. Block capitals carrying the entire weight by themselves. It's the difference between telling a joke with a wink and telling it completely deadpan. Deadpan wins.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.
• Crew neck (the least controversial thing about this entire shirt).
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp through the wash cycle.
• Available in black or white.

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person, absolutely.

The You Into Pronouns Let Me She Them Titties Tee is for the friend who would use this line out loud without flinching, the one whose sense of humor makes you cover your face in public. Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, any occasion where "I saw this and thought of you" is both a compliment and a threat. If you're second-guessing whether they'll laugh, they won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this the same as the illustrated version?

Same words, completely different shirt. This one is text only. No graphic, no illustration. Just block capitals.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing holds up well over time. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black or white. The design doesn't need anything else.