You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take Tee

The You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don't Take tee from Unethical Threads. You know the quote, you know who said it, and you definitely know who said THAT. This is the shirt for people who treat motivational posters as comedy material.

Who actually wears this?

People who quote it with the full citation chain in group chats. That's honestly the whole personality test.

If you've ever typed out the attribution format from memory, congratulations, you're the target audience. This shirt skips the explainer and just puts it on your chest. The people who get it will get it. Everyone else just thinks you're into hockey.

• Thick heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL because motivation comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors survive your laundry habits, whatever those are
• Also works as a personality test at parties

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. One of those rare shirts where the receiver either immediately laughs or you learn something unfortunate about their sense of humor.

Works for birthdays, office white elephants, fantasy league trophies, or just because. If someone in your life has ever dropped this quote and then looked around the room waiting for acknowledgment, buy them this shirt. They've earned it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a Wayne Gretzky shirt or a Michael Scott shirt?
Yes.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds color well. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and you're set.

Is this shirt actually offensive?
Not even a little. This one's family-friendly by Unethical Threads standards. It's motivational, technically.

How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Printed on demand, so give it a moment to exist first.