You Must Be A Crime Scene Bcuz I Wanna Be All Over You And Leave No Prints Tee (BACKPRINT)

This Unethical Threads tee puts a forensic-grade pickup line on your back. You Must Be A Crime Scene Bcuz I Wanna Be All Over You And Leave No Prints. Flirty, a little unhinged, and built for people who treat romance like a criminal investigation.

Who actually wears this?

True crime fans who also happen to be shameless flirts. The overlap on that Venn diagram is bigger than you think.

This is the shirt for someone who binges forensic documentaries and then uses what they learned in casual conversation. It's a backprint, so the people behind you get the full experience while you walk away looking innocent from the front. Available in black or white.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart like your alibis
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually survives repeated washings
• Design on the back. Front is clean. Plausible deniability, if you will.

Is this actually a good gift?

If they watch true crime shows and send flirty texts with zero shame, yes. Absolutely.

Works for birthdays, gag gifts, bachelorette parties, or a very forward way of telling someone you're interested. Just make sure the person has a sense of humor. If you have to wonder whether they do, get them a candle instead.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
The back reads "You Must Be A Crime Scene Bcuz I Wanna Be All Over You And Leave No Prints." The front is blank.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back only. The design is printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes do you carry?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is it available in?
Black or white.

Will this shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape.