You Talk A Lot Of Shit For Being In Cum Shot Range Tee (BACKPRINT)

The You Talk A Lot Of Shit For Being In Cum Shot Range tee from Unethical Threads is the back print that turns every exit into a warning shot. Heavyweight cotton in black or white, sizes S to 4XL, for people whose comebacks have a blast radius.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who never lose an argument. They just escalate. If your group chat has ever described your outfit as a cry for help, congratulations, you're the target demo.

This isn't a shirt for people who want to be edgy. It's for people who already are and stopped apologizing for it somewhere around 2019. The back print does the talking so you don't have to turn around.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a disposable punchline
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because threats don't discriminate by body type
• Crew neck, because you're crude, not complicated
• DTG print for color that survives the washing machine and your life choices
• Design on the back. Clean front. Maximum dramatic exit energy.

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift for the person in your life who has no filter and even less shame. You know exactly who that is.

This is the kind of present that gets unwrapped, held up, and met with five seconds of stunned silence followed by actual tears of laughter. It's also the shirt they'll wear to every cookout until the fabric gives up. Pair it with a straight face for best results.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
It's a back print. The front is blank, so nobody sees it coming until you walk past them.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
The DTG printing process bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you're good.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on your friend group and how much you enjoy strangers reading your back.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Black or white.