You Talk A Lot Of Shit For Being In Cum Shot Range Tee

The You Talk A Lot Of Shit For Being In Cum Shot Range tee is Unethical Threads at our most unfiltered. A crude, perfect reminder that running your mouth has consequences when personal space gets real personal. Available in black or white.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who've been in an argument and thought something way worse than what they said out loud.

This is the shirt for the person in your group chat who always takes it one step too far and somehow makes it land. It's not subtle. It was never trying to be. That's the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that's thick, substantial, and not going anywhere
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because threats come in all sizes
• Crew neck, something classic to frame something deeply unclassic
• DTG printed so the color doesn't bail on you after a few washes
• Available in black or white, because even your threats deserve options

Will This Get Me in Trouble?

Almost certainly, yes. That's sort of the pitch.

Look, this isn't a shirt you wear to meet the parents or to your kid's school play. This is the shirt you throw on when you've already decided today is a write-off anyway. Read the room, or don't. We're not your life coach.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of build.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printed, so the ink sits in the fabric instead of on top of it. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into some sad ghost of itself.

Is this shirt actually good quality?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's a real tee, not some paper-thin novelty that dissolves after three washes.

Does this come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this appropriate for work?

We're going to go ahead and say no. Unless your workplace is extremely cool, in which case, send us the job listing.