Your Girlfriend Is A Great Kisser Tee

The Your Girlfriend Is A Great Kisser tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: a proudly messy announcement that you kissed someone's girlfriend, and you're not even a little bit sorry. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who enjoy watching a room get uncomfortable. The kind of person who thrives on petty chaos and considers "too far" a starting point, not a boundary.

This is the shirt you wear when you want your presence to be a problem. It's also the companion piece to the Boyfriend version, so yes, matching sets exist for anyone looking to cause maximum collateral damage at a cookout.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through your messiest weekends and your washing machine.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because drama doesn't discriminate by body type.
• Crew neck silhouette. Classic, clean, lets the text do all the work.
• DTG print for color that stays locked in, not peeling off after a few washes.
• Available in black or white. Pick the one that matches your moral compass (or lack of one).

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a fantastic gift if you know your audience.

Send it to your most unhinged friend, the one who would actually wear this to a barbecue and maintain eye contact with every couple there. It's also a perfectly valid self-purchase for anyone who treats their wardrobe like a personality test other people didn't consent to taking.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Your Girlfriend Is A Great Kisser shirt true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being oversized. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

Almost certainly. That's the entire point. We make shirts for people who treat awkward silence like a personal achievement.

Does the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG print holds its color through plenty of washes. Turn it inside out and cold wash if you want to keep it looking fresh longer.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. It's comfortable across the board without running baggy.

Can I get the matching Boyfriend version?

Yes. The Your Boyfriend Is A Great Kisser tee exists. Buy both and show up coordinated. It's chaos, but it's organized chaos.