Your Hole Is My Goal Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Your Hole Is My Goal tee from Unethical Threads takes the golf innuendo everyone already knows and strips away every golf graphic, leaving just the line on the back of a black or white tee. Sure, it's about golf. The same way "that's what she said" is about workplace communication.

Isn't this just a golf shirt?

Technically, yes. Realistically, absolutely not.

There are roughly 85 versions of this slogan floating around eBay right now, and nearly all of them slap a golf club or a hole flag on there so everyone can nod along and pretend. This one doesn't. No clubs, no courses, no safe visual context. Just the words across your back, doing exactly what you think they're doing. If you need the golf alibi to feel comfortable wearing it, those other shirts exist. This is the one for people who don't.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Everyone's invited.
• Classic crew neck. We're inappropriate, not avant-garde.
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in, not cracking or peeling after a few cycles
• Back print. So people behind you know exactly what your goal is.

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone who already says things like this out loud.

If you're shopping for a golfer with no filter, this is the one. If you're shopping for your pastor, keep scrolling. The back print means the wearer doesn't even see it while they're wearing it. Everyone behind them does. That's either a feature or a bug depending on the relationship.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Your Hole Is My Goal tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank, which means you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold its shape. Ignore the care label and that's between you and the dryer.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, so the ink is in the fabric itself. No cracking, no peeling. Colors stay put.

Is this a golf shirt?

It can be. It doesn't have to be. That's entirely up to you and your priorities.