Your Hole Is My Goal Tee

The Your Hole Is My Goal tee from Unethical Threads takes a line every golf novelty shop has been hiding behind for years and strips it down to just text. No clubs, no courses, no plausible deniability. You know what it means.

Who's actually buying this?

People who saw it on a golf shirt and thought, "This would be way funnier without the golf part." They were right.

It's for someone who doesn't need a nine-iron printed next to the words to feel safe about wearing them in public. Every other version of this design leans on the golf alibi. Ours just lets the line sit there, unescorted, doing exactly what you think it's doing.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (because a V-neck would be trying too hard here)
• DTG printed so the ink bonds into the fabric and doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a golf shirt?

There are about 85 listings on eBay selling this exact phrase plastered across golf clubs and putting greens. So technically, yes, the line has golf origins.

Ours has none of that. It's just the words on a tee, which is either more honest or more reckless depending on who you ask. We think both. If your partner has a sense of humor (and you've confirmed this recently), it also doubles as a genuinely great gift. If they don't, well. That's useful information too.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is "Your Hole Is My Goal" actually a golf saying?

It started as one. Most versions of this shirt come covered in golf imagery. Ours doesn't, which says everything about our priorities.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Can I wear this to a golf course?

You can. Whether you should depends entirely on how much you enjoy being asked to leave places.