Your Place Or Mine I'll Flip A Coin Heads I Cum Over Tails You Sit On My Face Tee

The Your Place Or Mine I'll Flip A Coin Heads I Cum Over Tails You Sit On My Face Tee is an adult humor graphic tee from Unethical Threads. A rigged coin toss where both sides land in your favor, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. You knew how this one ended before you finished reading it.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who peaked at dirty jokes and decided to stay there.

This is the bachelor party shirt that doesn't end up in a donation bag the next morning. It's the gag gift for couples who actually like each other. If your flirting style is "skip the small talk," this tee was built for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go sheer after a few washes, which is probably for the best given what's printed on it.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. No size-based gatekeeping.
• Crew neck. Classic, reliable, not trying to reinvent anything.
• DTG printed so the graphic keeps its color through the wash cycle, not just the first three.
• Available in black or white. Pick your side. (The coin already did.)

Will this offend someone?

Absolutely. That's not a bug.

If everyone at the party laughs, you picked the right party. If someone clutches their pearls, you definitely picked the right party. This works as a gag gift that actually gets worn, a couples gift for people who don't take themselves too seriously, and bachelor party equipment. The coin flip format puts it a cut above a generic dirty tee.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the cotton fibers, so it won't crack, peel, or flake. Wash cold and tumble dry low for the longest life.

Is this shirt see-through?

No. Heavyweight cotton. Nobody is seeing anything through this fabric except what's printed on it.

Can I wear this to a bachelor party?

This was practically designed for bachelor parties, gag gift exchanges, and dirty Santa. It also works as a regular shirt if your regular life is like that.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.