You're In Luck I Like Fat Girls Tee

The You're In Luck I Like Fat Girls tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: saying the quiet part loud. A backhanded compliment on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. You know what this says about you, and you're wearing it anyway.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who own their type and don't need a TED Talk about it. The guy at the cookout who says what everyone's thinking.

The friend whose dating profile would get flagged if they were this honest. This isn't for people who need plausible deniability. It's for the ones who looked at the phrase "You're In Luck I Like Fat Girls" and thought, yeah, that tracks.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your life choices and your dryer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because this energy comes in every size
• Classic crew neck, nothing fancy, nothing to distract from the message
• DTG printed so the joke stays crisp long after the relationship doesn't
• Available in black or white

Will This Offend Someone?

Absolutely.

If you're shopping at Unethical Threads expecting safe humor, you took a wrong turn. The You're In Luck I Like Fat Girls tee is exactly as forward as it sounds. Some people will laugh, some will give you a look, and the right ones will buy you a drink.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt true to size?

It runs true to size in a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Available from S through 4XL.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printed for sharp detail that holds up through washes. No peeling, no cracking.

Does this come in other colors?

Available in black or white. Two options, zero subtlety either way.

Can I actually wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on how much you enjoy watching people read your chest and then look up at you. We've done our part. The rest is on you.

Is this a good gift?

If someone in your life proudly owns their preferences and has a sense of humor about it, this is the gift. If they're easily embarrassed, get them a candle.