Youre Looking A Little Tired Maybe You Should Crawl Up My Leg And Hit The Sack Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Youre Looking A Little Tired Maybe You Should Crawl Up My Leg And Hit The Sack Tee is a seven-line pickup line from Unethical Threads, printed across the back of a blank-front shirt. It starts off caring. It does not finish that way.

Who sends a pickup line in seven lines?

A man with unshakeable confidence and a lifetime batting average of zero.

This shirt is for the guy who has never once landed the line but has also never stopped trying. The kind of friend who walks into every bar like he owns it, and who you quietly film from across the room because you already know how this ends. The full text runs down the back in stacked all-caps, so the person behind him reads the whole setup before the turn hits. He doesn't even have to open his mouth. Which, honestly, is an upgrade.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive the rejection cycle
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, completely blank front (his poker face, basically)
• DTG print for color that lasts longer than his chances ever did
• Full seven-line text printed across the back in all-caps

Is this a good gift?

It is the only correct gift for the friend who genuinely believes he is smooth.

Every group has one. He opens with something this long, delivered with total sincerity, and cannot fathom why it has never worked. Hand it over at a birthday, bachelor party, or anywhere his track record is already well documented. He will wear it with pride. He always does.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

The full text reads: YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE TIRED...MAYBE YOU SHOULD CRAWL UP MY LEG AND HIT THE SACK. Seven lines, all caps, printed across the back.

Is there anything printed on the front?

No. The front is completely blank. All the text is on the back.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds its color. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Read it one more time, slowly, and answer that yourself.