Youre Looking A Little Tired Maybe You Should Crawl Up My Leg And Hit The Sack Tee

This is the Youre Looking A Little Tired Maybe You Should Crawl Up My Leg And Hit The Sack Tee from Unethical Threads. A front-print tribute to the most confident, least smooth pickup line ever attempted. You either heard it or you didn't.

Who actually wears this?

The guy who has definitely said this out loud. And meant it.

This is bar humor for bad-pickup-line enthusiasts, gag-gift shoppers, and the friend who needs a warning label. If you know someone whose approach has never once worked but who has never once stopped, this shirt was made for them. If you don't know that person, check a mirror.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't bail after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (plenty of room for bad decisions)
• Crew neck
• DTG print locks the design in. Colors stay put even when your dignity won't.
• Front print, white all-caps, seven lines of pure shameless energy

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give.

Everyone knows someone who delivers terrible pickup lines with the confidence of a man who has never once been told no (or has, and simply did not process it). This shirt is their warning label. Wrap it. Hand it over. Enjoy the moment of self-recognition.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

The full text reads: YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE TIRED...MAYBE YOU SHOULD CRAWL UP MY LEG AND HIT THE SACK. White all-caps across the front.

Is this shirt offensive?

It starts off caring about your wellbeing. Where your mind goes after that is between you and your conscience.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like the bouncer or the guy the bouncer is watching.

Will the print fade?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing locks the design into the fabric. Colors stay put.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If you know someone who has unironically used a line like this at a bar, yes. This is the shirt equivalent of a lifetime achievement award.