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You're Telling Me The Entire City Of Boston Creamed In This Pie Tee (BACKPRINT)

You're Telling Me The Entire City Of Boston Creamed In This Pie Tee (BACKPRINT)

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The You're Telling Me The Entire City Of Boston Creamed In This Pie Tee is a back print from Unethical Threads with a full-color Boston cream pie illustration sandwiched between lines of deadpan disbelief. The "shrimp fried this rice" meme, applied to New England's most unfortunately named dessert. Comes in black or white, and yes, people will read it.

Why is the design on the back?

Because the person behind you deserves to read this more than you do.

The back print delivers the full bit to whoever's stuck behind you in line: big serif capitals, a full-color cream pie with chocolate glaze and oozing filling, and one very loaded question about municipal participation. You don't even get to see their reaction. That's the beauty of it.

  • Heavyweight cotton. The kind that actually has some weight to it, not the tissue-paper stuff.
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. It fits like a shirt should fit.
  • Crew neck. Classic. No surprises.
  • DTG printed so the full-color pie stays full-color, not a sad cracked decal from 2008.
  • Available in black or white. The pie prints identically on both; the text swaps to contrast.

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely, if the recipient has ever stared at a menu and thought about a food name for too long.

This is the kind of shirt that tells someone you understand their sense of humor at a fundamental level. If they get it, they'll wear it. If they don't get it, that's also entertaining.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's on the front of this shirt?

Nothing. The front is blank. The entire design is on the back.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this about what I think it's about?

It's about a Boston cream pie. A dessert. Whatever else you're reading into it is entirely your business.

Will the print crack or fade?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is there a front print version?

Yes. This is the back print companion piece. Same joke, different placement.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

Size Chart

Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

Shipping Times

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Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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