You're Telling Me The Entire City Of Boston Creamed In This Pie Tee

The You're Telling Me The Entire City Of Boston Creamed In This Pie Tee from Unethical Threads is a full-color Boston cream pie graphic on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. Your brain sees the joke. The shirt just asks a very sincere question about municipal baking.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who hear "Boston cream pie" and immediately need a moment.

This one works because it doesn't try too hard. A detailed pie illustration sits between two blocks of deadpan serif text, and the whole design plays it completely straight. The food does all the talking.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (plenty of room for pie)
• Crew neck, because a V-neck with this design would be a choice
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for colors that don't bail after three washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift for the person in your life who treats food puns like a love language.

For your boss or your in-laws, maybe sit with that decision for a minute. The shirt is funny. The conversation with HR afterward is not.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design actually look like?

Bold serif text top and bottom with a detailed, full-color Boston cream pie illustration in the center. Golden sponge, cream oozing down the sides, glossy chocolate glaze on top. The pie prints identically on both colorways.

What sizes does this come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the ink is embedded in the fabric rather than sitting on top. Follow the care instructions and the colors hold up.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

The shirt references a dessert. If someone finds that offensive, that says more about their internal monologue than your wardrobe.